Top reasons NOT to Eat Clean or Excercise
Ahhhhhhhhh....eating clean and being healthy are overrated.....I think these are some pretty darn good reasons to NOT to get all caught up in that "fitness craze"..............................
* I don't mind having chemicals I can't pronounce in my body.
* It really doesn't bother me to look 10 years older than I am.
* Muffin tops just might come into fashion.
* They make clothes with elastic bands for a reason.
* My doctor is my friend and I want to keep him financially secure.
* If I want to feel young and energetic I can always buy a Rockstar energy drink.
* If I want my arms to look slim and tone, I can always wear a black top with long sleeves.
* Who wants to sweat? It just makes me smell like an old pair of wet sneakers...yuck!
* Dont want girls to be jealous of me, and men eye me up and down.LOL
Not for you? Ya...I didn't think so! See you at the box!