Stacey's Diet tips:

Wednesday, August 24, 2011 Stacey Baker 1 Comments

1.  Don't take these diet tips too seriously, they are just for fun.  Success comes when you can look beyond
food and look down at your feet.
2.  Always stand sideways for photographs, it's very slimming.
3.  Always stand to a person fatter than you whenever possible.
4.  Always eat in private.  If people never see you eat, they will believe you when you say you have a thyroid problem.
5.  Convince your friends into thinking how good you are looking;  study and memorize your most flattering pose in a mirror.  So when anyone sees you, you strike the pose.  Omly problem is you have to maintain it until they leave.
6.Ladies, cross your legs at the ankles.  Your thighs and calves look so much slimmer.
7.  Get a tan.  Brown fat looks better than white fat.
8.  Inside Stacey lives a skinny girl trying to get out.  But I can usually shut her up with a chocolate chip cookie.
9.  Regular daily laughs = at least one crossfit WOD. No, really!
10.  Never go back for seconds......get it all the first time! feels good to sit back a just laugh at myself.
Sometimes I have to quit taking life so seriously. 
 So lighten up! 
And we'll start again tomorrow.

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